Would you stick your 'chap' in here?

For reasons best known to themselves, a crack group of science and robotics geeks (who probably still live with their mothers) have created this, above. It, believe it or not, is a robotic vagina. According to io9:

[It] is a variable speed, textured delight - it even delivers "throbs" at appropriate moments. And it's programmed to respond to input from porn movies. So plug this baby into your computer, fire up your favorite vid, and the Real Touch will match the speed and intensity of the action on screen.

To me, it looks like some kind of gardening tool, probably for massaging lawns or something. Or an electric clothes mangle. And the 'digital interactivity' now makes it the single saddest, most pathetic invention in the history of mankind.